time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter
Did you hear about the paperboy who was caught masturbating at work? It’s………. all over the news
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you
I only weighed 8 pounds when I was born look at me now I really let myself go
if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know
Ill be myself. Ill tell you if you’re being annoying. Ill tell you what’s wrong if you ask. I won’t be lovey dovey 24/7, ill tease you & call you names. We’ll make memories but i wont take you away from your friends/family. I won’t tell you to exclude girls but ill expect you to know your limits, not on how many girls you talk too but HOW you talk to them. If we’re dating, ill let my guards down for you & when I start to love you, thats when I’ll tell you.
i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply