Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up

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April 22, 2014 / 132,908 notes / Reblog / Via: ohpitseloise

I want that shut up and kiss me kinda moments

I want that shut up and kiss me kinda moments

April 21, 2014 / 21,610 notes / Reblog / Via: ohdamnitsalyssa

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

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April 20, 2014 / 312,018 notes / Reblog / Via: hemm0brien

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

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April 19, 2014 / 348,826 notes / Reblog / Via: mvryx

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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April 18, 2014 / 197,050 notes / Reblog / Via: alvinton

i put the sad in quesadilla

April 17, 2014 / 78,744 notes / Reblog / Via: z-ephyr

we accept the notes we think we deserve

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April 16, 2014 / 27,854 notes / Reblog / Via: krismacklemore

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

April 15, 2014 / 329,310 notes / Reblog / Via: ph0king

someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore

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April 14, 2014 / 141,749 notes / Reblog / Via: ph0king

no one makes me laugh more than me 

April 13, 2014 / 82,209 notes / Reblog / Via: ickno

why cant we bring beds to school

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April 12, 2014 / 34,153 notes / Reblog / Via: lei-uhhh

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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April 11, 2014 / 609,360 notes / Reblog / Via: faithtruong

“you look tired” is a nice way of saying “you look like shit”

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*house phone rings*
Me: no
April 9, 2014 / 212,538 notes / Reblog / Via: mindychen

analwintour:

lohanthony:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t even talking

irony

April 8, 2014 / 163,841 notes / Reblog / Via: cindyparkerr