i put the sad in quesadilla

April 17, 2014 / 75,115 notes / Reblog / Via: electrixeoul

we accept the notes we think we deserve

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April 16, 2014 / 27,857 notes / Reblog / Via: krismacklemore

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

April 15, 2014 / 320,750 notes / Reblog / Via: ph0king

someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore

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April 14, 2014 / 141,660 notes / Reblog / Via: ph0king

no one makes me laugh more than me 

April 13, 2014 / 82,212 notes / Reblog / Via: ickno

why cant we bring beds to school

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April 12, 2014 / 34,153 notes / Reblog / Via: lei-uhhh

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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April 11, 2014 / 594,628 notes / Reblog / Via: faithtruong

“you look tired” is a nice way of saying “you look like shit”

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*house phone rings*
Me: no
April 9, 2014 / 210,407 notes / Reblog / Via: mindychen



do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t even talking


April 8, 2014 / 163,842 notes / Reblog / Via: cindyparkerr

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

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April 7, 2014 / 204,567 notes / Reblog / Via: obamaspetllama

I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here

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i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

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April 5, 2014 / 164,595 notes / Reblog / Via: mymisguidedthoughts

when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i’d finished i got a fucking round of applause i shit you not

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April 4, 2014 / 114,371 notes / Reblog / Via: luhvjan




the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

April 3, 2014 / 109,642 notes / Reblog / Via: cindyparkerr